Hey, we’re about to have that little first day of class uncomfortable ice breaker meet and greet where everyone pretends they didn’t do anything over break when I know Kristen was bonging beers in the alley of a family video turned internet cafe.
My name is Madison, I am 24, I am a masters student at a law school. It’s terrible, I’ve seen way too many suit jackets and way too few sweatpants with holes in the buttcheeks (just me? okay). I will heavily use cuss words in a casual fashion, please opt out at any time if you do not like it, because I can’t stop and I won’t stop.
Here you will find a wide array of posts. I will post recipes, drink recipes, champagne and other various alcohol reviews, a step by step instructional guide on how to never end up a greasy bar at closing time, you know the usual stuff. This is technically a lifestyle blog, which is a fancy work for “I can write about whatever the hell I want to because its part of a LIFESTYLE. You want to know how to bring back 2005 long skinny headband scarves circa The Simple Life era? I can do that. You want me to tell you about the time my friend verbally accosted me about Taco Bell on her birthday? I can do that too. I’ve got it all bitches.
But seriously, I hope you all stick around for the long haul. I’ll be sarcastic, witty, dry and sometimes cuss but I promise it will be worth it in the end here!
Raise your champagne flutes and cheers to a wild ride!