Hello….Is it me you’re not looking for?

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Hey, we’re about to have that little first day of class uncomfortable ice breaker meet and greet where everyone pretends they didn’t do anything over break when I know Kristen was bonging beers in the alley of a family video turned internet cafe.

My name is Madison, I am 24, I am a masters student at a law school. It’s terrible, I’ve seen way too many suit jackets and way too few sweatpants with holes in the buttcheeks (just me? okay). I will heavily use cuss words in a casual fashion, please opt out at any time if you do not like it, because I can’t stop and I won’t stop.

Here you will find a wide array of posts. I will post recipes, drink recipes, champagne and other various alcohol reviews, a step by step instructional guide on how to never end up a greasy bar at closing time, you know the usual stuff. This is technically a lifestyle blog, which is a fancy work for “I can write about whatever the hell I want to because its part of a LIFESTYLE. You want to know how to bring back 2005 long skinny headband scarves circa The Simple Life era? I can do that. You want me to tell you about the time my friend verbally accosted me about Taco Bell on her birthday? I can do that too. I’ve got it all bitches.

But seriously, I hope you all stick around for the long haul. I’ll be sarcastic, witty, dry and sometimes cuss but I promise it will be worth it in the end here!

Raise your champagne flutes and cheers to a wild ride!

October 2, 2017
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2 Comments

  • Reply Nicole

    😁

    November 14, 2017 at 7:33 pm
    • Reply Madison

      I cant believe I just saw this comment! I assume nobody looks at this page 🙂 Glad to always have you for the ride! #RideOrDie

      April 8, 2018 at 2:53 pm

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